So here is the thing guys…. my detox has been an absolute shambles!!! If that is even the word for it; like really its been THAT bad; i did what… three days and then well……… i went to a family function. Lets pause there for a moment __________________ ok, so I’m Nigerian… let us pause again ______________ … hopefully those pauses have given your sympathy time to kick in and you understand my pain!
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A Nigerian family function means – jollof rice, fried rice, white rice, all kinds of chicken, fried fish, gizzard, egusi, pounded yam and fried plantain!!!!! YES i admit it, there was salad there, with egg in it however; but seriously i just wasn’t strong enough, i had to indulge. I looked at a chicken leg and it gave me life, i smelled the fried fish and i floated to cloud nine; the egusi…. wow that was just an outta body experience; and do not even get me started on the Supermalt.
… so bottom line is i am a big massive flop and my two month detox lasted just three days *sigh*. I probably was being a bit ambitious to attempt two months to be honest, then after that family function i just went in and my mouth housed, Chinese, pizza, African food, Caribbean food, chocolate, crisps, wine, cider…. the lists goes on. To be honest i should just sit down in a corner and face the wall to think about what i have done; yes let me go and do that; brb.
… right, during my naughty time i decided; going full blown veggie for two months is a bit of a madness so i am going to try again but this time for just two weeks. It is only a detox after all… wish me luck guys, i start next week. I should also be starting a sport, i have not decided which one yet, either Shaolin Kung Fu or Kick Boxing; Operation loose my secret belly will be back in full effect! I’ll keep you posted…
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Good lucks my lovelies!!
Smooches, love and fabric xxx